To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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